Sara.
Procrastinating too long.
sexysalomonandthecurtainchild:
This is exactly how physics does not work.
Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door?
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It’s weird to think that nighttime is the natural state of the universe and daytime is only caused by a nearby, radiating ball of flame.
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some door-to-door scammer when my parents aren’t home: are you 18?
me, turning 24 in two weeks: no sorry
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She taught me love.
She taught me patience.
And she handles pain.
That shit’s amazing.
I’ve loved and I’ve lost.ariana grande | thank you, next
Peppers are the spicy of the fire, mint is the spicy of the ice, carbonation is the spicy of the air, and vinegar is the spicy of the water.
Cinnamon is the spicy of earth
no cinnamon is the spicy of wood (a bark)
ginger is the spicy of earth (a root)But everything changed when the pepper nation attacked.
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#neverforget the time that Bella wore a full length khaki skirt to meet Edward’s family and he basically lost it because he thought she looked so sexy
the mormon really jumps out in this paragraph
smeyer has a khaki fetish
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